Episode 22: Movie Flops That Have Become Fan Favorites
Bill checks in from the West Coast, and he has seen things. We talk about Los Angeles, the filthy rich, our biggest fans, The Comedy Store, and whoever Forest Blakk is. Plus, the usual antics and Hollywood news.
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00:26.80
Bill
Hey everybody welcome to the next episode of too much CGI little rock music to wake us up by selling like a good old fashioned DJ; ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the show my sidekick as always Scott how you doing my friend.
00:41.21
Scott
Um, good. How’s everyone doing Well you you were announcing to everyone So I thought I’d play along and greet everyone and see how everyone’s doing knowing no one would talk back to me.
00:43.36
Bill
Well everyone is me I’m the only one here.
00:55.32
Bill
Yeah I jumped you you know it being jumped is like.
00:57.88
Scott
Ah I will.
01:04.50
Scott
Ah I know all too. Well what getting chumps like Bill.
01:06.40
Bill
Yeah, so have you heard that song the one I was just playing? Let me let me say that again bro hang on before because I probably still have it running in the background so you have you so have you heard this song the one that’s playing right now.
01:12.25
Scott
Um, ah no before the vocals came in. Yeah.
01:21.68
Scott
Now before the vocals kicked in it sounded like it was gonna be Audioslave.
01:37.87
Scott
Before the vocals came in I thought it was Audioslave. I was expecting Chris Cornell to come playing in there but then the vocals hit it definitely wasn’t Chris Cornell.
01:47.55
Bill
It does have that Audioslave vibe. It’s got that rage against a machine vibe. So that who’s the guitar player of those 2 bands that’s Tom Morello so the band I was just playing was extreme another hair metal band. Yeah yeah, yeah.
01:54.41
Scott
Um, Tom Morello.
02:00.77
Scott
Um, Extreme from as in like more than words.
02:05.46
Bill
So they’re putting out new songs. All of a sudden. It’s like they haven’t recorded anything together in 12 years or something like that and boom. It’s now on Spotify they put out a song. It was a brand new song and it was right when I was at the NAMM Show and everyone was like did you hear that new extreme song that new guitars all out from that new extreme song. And yeah I went and I listened to it. It is a. Fucking insane song and then all of a sudden he put up 2 brand new songs. So this one just came out with another one like a week and a half ago and they just leak them out and when you listen to it. It’s like there’s not many bands that still can come back after ah, a hiatus like that and get any kind of movement at all today.
02:41.80
Scott
Yeah.
02:44.36
Bill
But this extreme band is doing it like everybody’s talking about them and the reason I was excited that you said audio slave one of the the bands that um to Morello really likes is extreme because the way that that guy plays Nuno be in court their mean guitar player. He plays very much like Tom Morello but time.
02:55.77
Scott
Um, really yeah.
03:04.18
Bill
Donald do to Donald you know that kind of like it really tough riffs like ah complicated cool sounding almost like transi rift playing totally sounds like extreme that was my ah, my.
03:06.24
Scott
Um, yeah, um.
03:13.56
Scott
Little Fuzzy little fuzz box going on there.
03:21.10
Bill
Natural fuzz box.
03:23.56
Scott
I Want to hear about your natural fuzz box. Ah.
03:25.93
Bill
Ah, that was my impression of the guy for police academy trying to do Jimmy Hendrik’s impression. Yeah yeah, hey I like that band extreme I’m going to see it with living color like it’s go to be. Just being a bunch of other guys with mullets going. Yeah yeah.
03:45.80
Scott
Ah, Bill you are you are the cult of personality.
03:52.34
Bill
Well everyone again. Thanks for checking us out. Be sure if you’re listening to us on Spotify or Apple please go over and give us a like it really helps us with the algorithms or if you’re listening to us on Youtube thank you for listening to us on Youtube it gives us a reason to make these Youtube videos. Gives us a reason to make these Youtube videos until Youtube finally figures out what the fuck they want to do with podcasts. So thank you for checking us out on Youtube and like and subscribe over there that would be fantastic. Look like you were about to jump in I was going to say a keep god. And if you want to communicate with us. You can check us out on Twitter that’s too much CGI Twitter or you can go to our website too much CGI.com and you can send some mail. We got some mail today. You want to hear about the mail tell me. Ah.
04:39.86
Scott
Ah, can I jump in here before you do that.
04:45.45
Bill
We got some mail today but before we get into that Scott I hear you got something to say.
04:50.75
Scott
Um I do I have some bittersweet news with that I have some bad news with ah good news finish. Sadly, we’ve lost our Estonian listeners. We no longer rank among podcasts.
05:06.77
Bill
Oh.
05:06.78
Scott
And Estonia I don’t know where the Estonians went honestly I don’t know where they were in the first place I I can’t find Estonia that’s not important. The important thing is they found us. But now they left us. But the good news in all this is we’re now the two hundred and fiftieth ranked podcast in the United States for film history.
05:30.50
Bill
All right? So we’ve left Estonia the the great riches that were coming to us from Estonia to be two hundred and fiftieth in the United States how many people do if they get to the two hundred and fiftieth listing of the podcasts in the film category Scott you think it might be 2
05:49.28
Scott
I Think it’s a lot I don’t know I don’t know I have again I have little faith in the ability of anyone to track podcasts. Um I told my wife this news it was right around the time we hit a milestone you and I were hoping to get for downloads listens.
05:50.26
Bill
3 yeah.
06:06.41
Scott
And when I said hey on top of us hitting this milestone. You’re also married to a co-host of the two hundred and fiftieth film history podcast in the United States of America and her response was yeah way out of 250 no respect no respect
06:19.56
Bill
No respect. You know we do this for free people. God damn man I know I was just listening to something today and it was about like musicians and how oh I know what it was. It was the Stern show and the woman on was talking about.
06:25.45
Scott
A tough critic.
06:39.44
Bill
How she was married to Joe Jonas 1 of the Jonas Brothers I can’t tell them part from the Hansen Brothers but she was just head over heels like always a songwriter and he just when you’re a songwriter you own the world and the world you know just stops for you and I’m like I’m a songwriter. My wife don’t do shit like it don’t it don’t matter at all. There. There is a 1 time that I’ve seen her oh my goodness. He’s a songwriter. He’s a musician. He’s a guitar player now doesn’t work for me.
07:06.90
Scott
Ah, no, no, don’t know how well how about that mail would be going on the mail bag.
07:16.57
Bill
Well this one I is what Gaveb it without a name. Ah you you like the male mother Mugger I Read a words from I know I’m still.
07:17.98
Scott
Um, never never gets old never gets ah man with a fuck. Um, ah I don’t either.
07:28.66
Bill
Like most of this shit I’m stealing it from the Howard Stern show so I think I probably heard it there first. Yeah I got a buddy who listens he goes man you’re like blatantly ripping off the Howard Sterne show with all them sound drafts are I’m like yeah man wait you think I’ve tried to hide this like you know it’s clearly a.
07:31.47
Scott
Sure that’s where I know it from but it has to come from someplace.
07:45.35
Scott
Um, right.
07:47.85
Bill
My ownage fucking love those little drops. So anyway, this says how many times could you work pe Wee Herman into an episode signed anonymous. Ah, ah there you go. There’s your first but.
07:56.31
Scott
Yeah, sounds like a challenge to me.
08:05.50
Bill
All pee. We heard of it all the time.
08:09.95
Scott
Um, ah.
08:12.71
Bill
Ah, wolf throw in one cotton. No ah ah ah, air the another one this one gave it ah is there a way to check for a list Takeular Cancer Butchy pants down that was signed by Butchy pads down.
08:13.83
Scott
Um, that’s not just that’s not p but ah, ah, ah.
08:29.17
Bill
I Love Butchy pants and death got it because we were talking about this goes the last episode and I would yeah that would just gave it today. But yeah.
08:33.14
Scott
Ah, listicles listicular cancer. Well you know what? maybe our last show. The bonus listicle wasn’t necessary. So maybe we should have lost one but I don’t know if we can be tested for that.
08:47.66
Bill
Ah, ah, ah, we’re too much. We’re too fucking much. Thank you for? Yeah, thank you you for your mail I mean yeah I don’t know to say that was just completely weird.
08:51.64
Scott
Ah, yeah, yeah.
08:58.98
Scott
I Love the feedback constructive feedback I don’t know if it’s constructive. But I’ll I’ll take it again. View it as a challenge about the P V herman.
09:08.53
Bill
I Hope everyone who ever sends in mail going forward gives us another fake name like butchy pants down my favorite one for me was ah telling people I was such I was telling dad jokes that I was a kid. What’s your name bill. What’s your last name lony. Your name is billoney.
09:15.92
Scott
Ah, it.
09:26.40
Bill
Ah, yeah, ah it was my favorite That was my favorite remember those red tapes went around did you ever Oh man those were I think the simpsons were taking a lot of inspiration from those red tapes right? calling the the red I’ve heard them called different things but it was prank phone calls to the tube bar.
09:27.20
Scott
Ah, oh man. Oh yeah.
09:44.32
Bill
And the guy who would answer his name was red and her voice was not like this how your son of a bench motherfucker cock sucker and like people would call and go a is ah you know bend over there are Ben Ben Bend over ah we would laugh at him. It was just right out of the Simpsons cartoon. So I saw the Simpsons cartoon first and then.
09:44.37
Scott
Um, yeah.
09:59.78
Scott
Um, yeah.
10:02.98
Bill
I sold those tapes? no no I got that backwards I remember finding those tapes in Pittsburgh with my cousins. Yeah before the simpsons and remembering thinking the simpsons were ripping off those tapes like I do something I do something that people didn’t know but clearly it inspired the simpsons.
10:18.30
Scott
Yeah I remember the jerky boys had a huge thing in like the late 80 s early 90 s remember they had like the the prank albums the Cd albums.
10:28.27
Bill
And that was another one that was passed around before it became you know a ah a produced thing. It was just shitty cassette tapes and somebody got a ah good quality of them and pressed them. Masterdom put them back out. Found those 2 guys and was like hey man we’re about to make you rich.
10:33.85
Scott
Um, yeah.
10:43.25
Scott
Yeah I remember the first summer I heard the jerky boys it was actually on a mix tappe that I got as like one of those giveaways when you go to the record store and buy something you spend so much I give you a free mixtape I did that at like a local corner shop here and that’s the first time I ever heard the jerky boys and I was like this is.
10:44.99
Bill
Oh right.
11:01.70
Scott
Crazy.
11:02.40
Bill
I remember how much I liked the Stern show I was a big fan of Captain Cnx do you remember him. He is a local guy. Yeah I actually became friends with him when I was in the band with Kenneth Keith Callen back and we actually got kind of friendly captain jenx but he was a great prankster and he was. He was so good at.
11:08.52
Scott
Um, oh yeah, it’s a local guy.
11:15.40
Scott
Um, oh yeah.
11:21.16
Scott
Yeah, Catherine Jecks was the guy from the oj when he did the oj in the white bronco a COj and he’s slouching that was him I they were giving him credit for it. So if that wasn’t him. They gave him credit for it.
11:21.21
Bill
Ah, he got through to like Hawk Hogan on see it ed 1 time he’s so fucking. Good.
11:30.80
Bill
Well play right there that was him I didn’t actually think that was him.
11:41.90
Scott
Right? after it happened and if it were him I’d certainly take credit because nobody else came forth.
11:45.13
Bill
Man that’s right oh those were the good. The good old days when the Stern show was like that every day with somebody getting their balls busted.
11:55.20
Scott
Um, oh man, this is a great segue into something I wanted to talk with you about I’ve been getting into this and I’m late to the game I was actually anti this until last weekend. Um I don’t know what kind of mood I was in. But it was different than anything I’ve ever been into before because one of the channels here on streaming was showing ah bad grandpa Jackass presents bad grandpa from 2013 and then they backed it up with jackass forever that just came out last year in 2022 and I was never a jackass guy.
12:25.70
Bill
Um, yeah.
12:28.17
Scott
I laughed my fucking ass off and I was I was never a fan of like the cringe Tv the prank tv prank phone calls made me feel kind of douchy listening to it sometimes but this past week get man I laughed like I lost my fucking head.
12:28.71
Bill
Wow.
12:44.99
Scott
I was crying I couldn’t breathe at one point I was seeing stars. No I hated it. You used to try and turn me onto that. Um, impractical jokers and shit like that and that just like made my skin crawl like I did not like watching anything like that putting people in awkward situations and like.
12:46.22
Bill
Yeah, this was right up your alley in my mind I can’t believe you haven’t seen those.
13:04.46
Scott
Me just voice to he just vouristically watching it like I fucking hated that like there was times I had to turn off the Stern show because I didn’t I didn’t like crank calls like that. But yeah.
13:13.32
Bill
How about I guess I live for it because the conflict on the Stern show and the same conflict on jackass and you know what we’re going to talk about daytime tv today with the ah passing of Jerry Springer but the conflict on daytime tv there was something going on in the 90 s.
13:25.57
Scott
Um, oh ok.
13:32.33
Bill
It was especially contentious on every media talk shows radio shows Tv movies were getting super violent. Everything was about like arguing and fighting.
13:37.93
Scott
Um, so ah.
13:42.31
Scott
But here’s the thing like people that went on the springer show and the guys that work on the Stern show. They knew that part of their gig of going on the show or going to work. They were going to get balls busted. They were signing up for that people that were like. Picking up the phone call just randomly to prank callers or people that just happened upon these impractical joker assholes like I don’t that’s usually me I’m usually that fucking guy and that’s who I can’t watch that shit then but like Jackass I don’t know what it was about jackass for but when they fucking launched that wee man like. Nine feet in the air off of a fucking catapult. Oh my god like I was laughing so good and I know that jackass is like been around for fucking ever I mean we talk about like old school Mtv programming and stuff like that. Um, not going back as far as the 80 s like what we typically talk about here but I had to bring it up because I figured this would have been something you. Probably into for a long time.
14:37.90
Bill
Yeah I love jackass I loved it even when it was getting long in the tooth I was like keep on breaking these guys’s legs like their pain is my joy fucking Johnny Knoxville’s got like 12 catheters in him at all times and he’s still throwing himself. You know through fucking space with the with the slingshot.
14:46.70
Scott
Ah, yeah.
14:53.84
Scott
Yeah, and Steve O to Steve oh the shit he does man. He’s just you think he’d be done with it by now he he he’s done at all. He has nothing left to prove but he’s still out there mixing it up.
14:55.80
Bill
He’s out of his mind. They’re doing that for our entertainment.
15:09.28
Bill
There’s one old Skid that I still think of fondly like it just pops in my head sometimes where everybody’s just walking into a it’s probably because I work in a place where there’s a a walk in kitchen kind of conference room and everybody just walks in and there’s this giant fucking oversized hand. It’s like a massive hand. And it’s pulled back and it’s on a spring It’s pretty loaded guy walks into the room just to get a bagel or wap giant head waps on in the face throws everything he had his head to the air that’s fucking funny shit. Yeah, but it’s definitely victimizing ran the people.
15:26.92
Scott
Um, ah, slap of right face.
15:35.49
Scott
Ah, yeah I don’t know if I don’t know if you saw the new one. It really is I don’t know if you saw the the newest jackass forever movie but they did something very similar to the hand they would have like these inflatable. Whobs of air that would just shoot out the side of a coffee truck. The guy over and get a coffee and it would either like smack him right in the face of the coffee went everywhere or they had 1 that was lower that came out and smacked him right in the nuts. Oh it was so good.
16:08.71
Bill
Ah, yeah, there’s one where they have ah bamar jarra so bamar jarra is they’re all from the area our area I don’t know if you know that but bamargera I guess is was usually more out and about and ah in Westchester Pennsylvania and I was at a show.
16:15.37
Scott
Um, yeah.
16:24.66
Bill
And there was a bass player in a band called CKY that I used to play music with so I was going to check him out in CKY and Bam was there was at the tla I think in Philly and he was just Ben talking about a bull in a China shop he I didn’t know the guy I never bet the guy really in my life.
16:33.72
Scott
E.
16:41.81
Bill
And he had already spilled 2 beers on me I was just like fuck this guy everybody can’t stay this guy. He’s so out of control but it was still kind of like oh you know Bam I guess he let bam do it what bam’s got to do. Well bam now he’s not in the last jackass because he’s just you know he’s not well when everybody else got well and realized hey there’s there’s more value in doing this healthy than not doing it healthy and that there’s a big dispute going on between bam and the jackass guys I don’t know how much you know about that.
17:04.58
Scott
Oh yeah, well I know Steve O is is work in recovery and last thing I read about bam was there’s a warren out for his arrest in westchester because he assaulted his brother and he was last seen in the the woods of Chester County with Pennsylvania state police looking for him I have heard since that he turned himself in but before that he was breaking out of a rehab out west so I mean I hope he finds what he’s looking for and gets healthy before it’s too late, but it sounds like the rest of the guy saw the light and he’s still out there doing it his way.
17:41.71
Bill
It’s got to be tough being a celebrity who the world forgot you and you’re just you know, still trying to hang on to like I don’t really have anything but show business and everybody’s forgetting me and you know what do you? do you know What do you do? What do you do? If. You’re bad like there’s no second. Life for him. It’s kind of like you know you you kind of age out as a stripper you probably age out as a guy on Jackass like eventually you just can’t handle. It.
18:04.34
Scott
Yeah, he came up as a skateboarder though and like I look at Tony Hawk and that dude’s still out there shredden as a skateboarder and he’s older than bam.
18:12.92
Bill
You got a good point. How old is that guy. He’s still in everything you still see him in commercials. He does caios at fucking movies Fucker looks younger than ever. Well, he just destroyed any argument I had had.
18:18.85
Scott
Ah, yeah, yeah I know.
18:31.97
Scott
Ah, oh man.
18:33.42
Bill
Here ready.
18:37.97
Scott
Oh no I do I do I got 2 So first off I don’t know this was your fuck up or your my fuck up e but.
18:38.27
Bill
You know what? that means that that oh you got 1 let’s hear it.
18:53.39
Scott
Going back? 2 episodes we were talking about it was the l a episode because you were out in l a and we were talking about how the different areas of l a look like different architecture architecture from around the country and I said oh that’s how you can shoot a show called all we sunny in Philadelphia from hollywood. And you said yeah, in fact, there’s a patty’s pub in Philadelphia that looks nothing like the patty’s pub you know from television. It’s actually not called Patty’s pub it’s actually called max tavern named after his character Mac I talked by Rob Mcelhanney owning it his character Mac. From the show they named it’s called max tavern it’s not called Patty’s pub in Philly.
19:31.23
Bill
No well that it has absolutely no relevance to the show.
19:37.40
Scott
Yeah, and ah, my wife picked that one out for us. So I’ll share that and secondly last week
19:41.29
Bill
Why wait wait. But so why does this bar get any kind of recognition because the guy who owns it is 1 of the guys who star in the show. So it’s not the bar from the show like I remember going in to go and this is the bar from the fucking show.
19:47.87
Scott
Yeah, that’s it now there’s nothing now if you went into that place thinking that you aren’t too familiar with the show looks nothing like it from the outside or the inside.
20:00.53
Bill
I Thought you and I did that both walked in and said oh this is kind of cool. This is the bar from the show.
20:06.18
Scott
Yeah, we walked in, we both had a had a beer. Um, we went to a couple places that trip think we went to to Monks. We went to a couple good places in Philly but um, while we were there. Um, we just say I was kind of like oh this is this is it like this isn’t it. But it was it. It’s only anything because Rob Mcilhanney owns it.
20:28.79
Bill
Now I remembering we’re going in going. Oh my god it looks just like it. It looks just like it. Yeah, this is so awesome to be it here. We’re drunk. We’ve been to 50 bars. We went from old city to fucking.
20:37.90
Scott
Um.
20:42.27
Scott
Ah, ah, um.
20:47.22
Bill
Center City was Monk’s, a Belgian beer place. What’s the other one.
20:47.97
Scott
Oh shit the other one was from last week this one was all me I gave a shout out to screen Crush and I thanked Steve and Doug. However, it’s Ryan and Doug. Brian Ery from screen crush and doug the important thing is I got the dog’s name right? Unfortunately I got dude’s name wrong. So I’ll own that and another shout out to screen crush. They do great work for Marvel and star wars and any kind of show breakdown that you’re you’re watching right now. Really.
21:24.73
Bill
Edit here we should retweet or tweet out that we mentioned them remind me to do that right? Ryan and Doug well Steve is Ryan’s dad so you know there’s special thanks to Ryan’s dad Steve
21:31.18
Scott
M.
21:44.14
Bill
For having Ryan and creating the show.
21:45.51
Scott
Um, Steve.
21:48.83
Bill
For creating the show. All right was that it that’s it just too My many mistakes.
21:55.42
Scott
2 fuck operas. But yeah, not huge, not changing the world but I’ll own him. We’re not fake news here man we have truth we broadcast nothing but the truth as we see it.
22:01.51
Bill
All right? That’s not so bad.
22:10.56
Bill
Just like a good just like a good daytime talk show only talks about the truth. Really those shows are vehicles to try to get to the heart of truth. It’s sometimes having the hard conversations in very respectful ways but getting to the ultimate truth is what we’re trying to do in Daytime talk shows and what I’ve done is I created a list of daytime talk shows that I remembered I got 20 of them.
22:45.30
Scott
20 oh my god.
22:47.11
Bill
There’s more but I remember 20 as I was sitting and thinking of Jerry Springer I was like when he was coming up I remember there was so many of them. There were a lot that they kind of a lot of them kicked pretty quick. Some of them I’m remembering because they were just New York Affiliates I don’t even know how.
22:54.93
Scott
There were.
23:06.57
Bill
Widespread they were because this was early on like before there was all affiliate Tv cable tv hadn’t really syndicated and and and gotten as far as they’ve they’ve become ah, they are now I don’t know cables tv still around I don’t I cut the court years ago I I stop paying attention. So.
23:25.14
Bill
Thank God for Daytime trash for daytime trash Talk tv.
23:33.50
Scott
Um, a lot of these I Only saw if I was home sick from school.
23:35.15
Bill
I loved them I love them I really I sought them out sadly because like I said I loved the Stern show I loved the good fight I grew up at a house of fights. So like fights were probably comfort to me and I would love these shows.
23:52.77
Scott
Let me ask you this and maybe I’ll just have to wait to see how the list goes did you include courtroom shows as these daytime shows. Ok ok because a lot of the ones I remember watching were always like divorce court or.
24:02.82
Bill
Ooh I did not and maybe I should have.
24:11.31
Scott
Um, Judge Wabner was he divorce court. People’s court. That’s right, That’s right? So yeah I was wondering if you included them but there was a whole other genre right? there.
24:12.21
Bill
Yeah, he was people’s court.
24:22.46
Bill
Um, members Bailey Bailiff was Rusty why do I remember that? yeah the other day I was flipping through I’m still trying to figure out everything that’s on hulu just everything seems to be there and.
24:28.42
Scott
Um, vaguely yeah I don’t know. Ah.
24:39.95
Scott
Um, yeah.
24:40.45
Bill
That ah, that older people like so what my parents in law are like oh what’s on Tv I’m like I cut the cord but here we have who that’s got the divorce court channel like all right. There’s a divorce court chat and it’s just nonstop divorce court Tv and I was watching this thing I sit down I was like none of this is court. This is just a talk show.
24:49.00
Scott
Wow.
24:58.64
Bill
Where the judges just be rating stupid people. Nothing was lawful without any of it. It’s crazy shit.
25:01.90
Scott
I Want to see I Want to see how many of those people actually out I Want to see how many of those people actually pass the bar and I don’t mean the bar on the way to work where they sat down and drank I wouldn’t mean like the bar exam is what I’m talking about.
25:09.13
Bill
Yeah, yeah, not not.
25:18.11
Bill
Ah, Gavel is a fucking.
25:27.45
Bill
It’s the word look for what this joke. It’s not that good I want it? What are those things called Oh Gavel is like a flask.
25:39.98
Scott
Well, you got 20 of these things. Let’s let’s rattle some of them off.
25:45.92
Bill
Well what I’d like to do is start with ah a little personal tribute to Jerry Springer because I actually am a fan of Jerry Springer I mentioned on the show that I went to a Jerry Springer taping
25:52.32
Scott
Um, yeah, those of us that follow us on Twitter may have seen a still photo of that Jerry Springer with Bill and Amy in the background looking onward for the next chair to be thrown.
26:09.72
Bill
That’s right there we are going woo like our eyes are big. We’re having a great old time. So here’s how this happened and this was only this couldn’t have been more than eight years ago yeah this was really not that long ago. So I just got into this fascination of watching Jerry Springer because I was like I can’t tell I can never always tell when this is real and when it’s fake. So I’ve heard because I’ve just been fascinated with this show that maybe about 10% of it is fake where. They’re really not mad at each other but it’s an old wound and they’ve kind of dug at it to get the people who are on stage all riled up but usually it’s real so I just was always into watching is this real or is this fake is this real or is this fake. So Amy gets me for my birthday. She gets me dickens to go to the Goddam Jerry Springer shop the goddamn Jerry Springer show I’m so excited. So we’re like how do we do this so we we’re in New York city which you know we’re pretty familiar in New York City and we’re supposed to meet somewhere for the bus to the Jerry Springer show yeah we’re gonna go to the cher.
27:14.97
Scott
They bus you in you don’t just drive to the studio.
27:17.76
Bill
Show. It’s not in New York city it’s all the way in Stamford Connecticut I think I it’s in Connecticut maybe I got the the city wrong.
27:25.10
Scott
Um, wow but everybody has to drive to New York to catch the bus to get to the studio people aren’t just driving to the studio.
27:34.89
Bill
Right? You have to take the bus. It’s a secret. They’ll get a car I’m I’m sure you could drive there yourself, but from the city they had a shuttle now remember these tickets weren’t for sale. Yeah, nobody’s clamoring for.
27:37.99
Scott
Wow Oh that’s what I thought you were getting at oh hook it.
27:52.49
Bill
Jerry Springer tickets so I’m pretty sure they had to go to the city to get anybody you know they could who would be you know, enticed by free tickets.
27:55.46
Scott
Oh I thought you were like really this was a secretive clandestine thing where you hop in and they played blindfold you like you get to the springer show it all outbreaks loose.
28:13.50
Bill
You’ll tell nobody about this, you’ll tell nobody about what you’ve seen. You’ll tell nobody about the roads. We’ve traveled in this van.
28:21.21
Scott
It It make a cooler story if that was the case.
28:23.72
Bill
Well let me tell you we’re going to this bus. We are so excited we’re like there. It is the Jerry Bus stairs the jerry bots we see the jar but guess what we’re doing it like that. But there are a lot of other people that are like there’s that jar right? Buss there’s a we’re like oh oh, they’re really excited. They’re actually into this.
28:39.11
Scott
They’re serious. Yeah.
28:42.39
Bill
So the people that you see at Walmart at like four zero in the morning are also the people that love those free Jerry Springer tickets they are just so loud. They are. Wow.
28:51.96
Scott
I can see that Venn diagram just being a circle. Ah.
28:56.30
Bill
And you could tell that they all do each other like this was not their first rodeo. They’ve done this before they’ve met for these free tickets before so it was a ah long and colorful ride to Connecticut but we finally get there all right? It’s just a studio the middle of fucking nowhere and they sit us down in this big room and it’s very like.
28:59.64
Scott
Oh.
29:15.98
Bill
What are we here for they see this big room and they start to just just shovel you into this other room and they’re kind of looking at you and putting you in certain spots. You know So I guess if you’re really funny looking give you a good spot because you might get picked on. But.
29:29.62
Scott
Oh.
29:32.94
Bill
So they were doing that they were kind of putting us all in different spots And yeah, yeah, we got tucked away so I don’t know if that means like is it because the ugly people get picked on but the we looked like the classy people who they knew they wouldn’t have to ever you know stick a microphone deep down into the ah.
29:40.53
Scott
Ah, that sounds a good compliment.
29:52.26
Bill
Into the chair well to get me and my wife go and we got a question so they must have so they buses sits.
29:54.42
Scott
They didn’t think they they looked at Amy and they were like she’s not flashing the camera. This isn’t going to go anywhere is a back.
30:02.80
Bill
Ah, stick that way in the back. Ah so I remember they do the show and I remember the first one was like really good, really funny. The anger was there and it was like they were going at it. They were pissed and like even off camera they were like still going at it a little bit. And there’s people on the side stage that are kind of wooing you on and trying to get you work of and you know you you know they’re there watching this this springger show. Yeah, and then the next one comes out. They get to a fight and it’s not really selling very well like they’re trying to laugh and they’re they’re clearly one of the.
30:25.99
Scott
Yeah, ah the height man. Ah.
30:38.24
Bill
10% who aren’t really that mad at each other that I would just sort of ends I don’t even think that show ever got aired so we watched just it was like 1 full taping but 2 segments and they were like all right. That was fun. So they you know they kind of let us go you get a Jerry Springer T -shirt
30:44.47
Scott
Um, probably not.
30:50.86
Scott
Ah.
30:56.26
Bill
And then he’s hair and you make a right and we go in. We’re the same fucking big room that we read what we first got there so we don’t know what to do so we sit down but now there’s boxes of pizza and Sony goes next episode will start about an hour we’re like oh it’s a double. It’s a double ma night. We’re getting another show.
31:13.33
Scott
Ah, ah, wow.
31:15.41
Bill
It’s another show and we got to yeah we this time they put us at another spot. You know it’s.
31:21.17
Scott
It sounds like you’re held hostage. They keep you there with pizza in between just you’re not, You’re not that bus isn’t going anywhere in between shows you are hostage. You’re against your will.
31:30.61
Bill
Ah, it was a full day we you? yeah we were there a full day we were hostages we had. We had no way to get out I don’t even know where I don’t even know if ubers came out to where we were I mean we were completely out of.
31:38.95
Scott
Ah, ah, stranded in Sanford. Ah.
31:44.40
Scott
Wow wow.
31:48.30
Bill
Our minds go and we were completely out of our home base. We just were somewhere in Connecticut hope we get back alive.
31:59.31
Scott
Ah, isn’t that how one of the saw movies started.
32:01.74
Bill
Yeah, there was that’s the what with Jerry Springer so I I don’t know I got a soft spot for this trash tv but here’s here’s my list here here’s my list and we stutter.
32:08.90
Scott
Ah, oh shit.
32:19.24
Scott
I want to do a final thought to end this show. What have we learned today I have to think about it though I have to work on it. But I’ll work on it here.
32:23.66
Bill
That’s a killer That’s a great idea.
32:30.60
Bill
So looking to my list of 20 How many do you think you’re gonna get or or not get let me say it again. Let me say it again so looking at my list of 20 how many of these do you think you’re gonna know.
32:36.73
Scott
Um, I’ll probably only know, go ahead.
32:45.39
Scott
Um, out of 20 I’ll probably know less than 50% I’ll I’ll say I’ll probably know 7
32:49.44
Bill
I bet you’re going to go? Oh yeah I remember that so after I made this list I went over to Wikipedia and I looked up a list you know because there’s a list for everything a listicle a list to go for everything.
32:55.15
Scott
I hope.
33:11.19
Bill
So number one on the list is Jerry Springer obviously number 1 is Jerry Springer remember you put out that movie too hot to handle like there was an actual movie the Jerry Springer movie
33:21.64
Scott
Um, oh I remember they used to advertise it on the e channel during Stern show.
33:29.34
Bill
Well, there was too hot to handle. You’re right I remember wait. Ah ah wasn’t there. Another girl Oh is girls gone wild and like yeah and it was like too hot the uncensored episodes of the springer show but there was an actual springer movie where he acted as maybe himself as.
33:34.59
Scott
Girls gone wild.
33:47.30
Bill
The springer character in the movie am I completely making this up.
33:52.47
Scott
I Don’t remember this but I I’m not surprised I mean he was everywhere at one point.
34:02.29
Bill
Yeah here it is 9098 ring master.
34:08.55
Scott
Um, ring at least that’s kind of tongue in cheek he realizes what a circus he was running there.
34:19.60
Bill
Stars Jerry Springer Jamie Presley and a whole lot of people I’ve never seen.
34:23.64
Scott
But you Steve Wilk Coast was there his security guard number Steve got his whole own spinoff show I don’t want to jump ahead I’m sorry I’m sorry.
34:29.13
Bill
Oh don’t get ahead of me sir Jerry Springer stars as more or less himself the host of a raunchy controversial and popular Los Angeles talk show which features everyday people with problems who frequently vent their problems on the air. A new group of guests are flown in for 1 show who include white trailer trash from Sarasota Florida Connie whose current husband has cheated on her with her nymph maniac dage daughter angel for which Connie has gotten revenge by having a sex with angels fiance from the Detroit. Okay so they’re just going to basically make fun of their own show.
35:03.40
Scott
Sure but it wasn’t their show. This was a west coast show. He was an East Coast show he really mixed it up.
35:05.75
Bill
That’s what they’re doing here.
35:12.18
Bill
No so tricky all right? Well after him or even before him I used to watch Richard Bay no no no, he was a ah.
35:20.30
Scott
I remember Richard Bay is a british guy right? no.
35:29.19
Bill
Remember what my father looks like he looked a little like my father and like he would have he started out serious and then he got kind of trashy which is the story for a lot of these characters Jerry Springer too Jerry Springer started out serious like there is an interview with him in Ali North and they’re really talking about serious political things. But.
35:38.40
Scott
Okay.
35:49.19
Bill
You know everybody decided to ultimately go to trash Tv so it’s funny to see these people that were like we were gonna I was going to be a real journalist and now Jerry’s frigger well that’s the way went so Richard Bay just sort of went that route to.
36:05.18
Scott
Um I guess I guess I don’t remember that I guess I don’t know him then so that I can’t count that as one that I know.
36:05.81
Bill
You remember this next one. Oh go ahead. You have comments.
36:12.13
Bill
Nice all right, go look up some old trashy Richard Bay right out of New York city pretty sure it was out of New York city early ah trash Tv now right number 3 on the list I got heraldo.
36:20.85
Scott
Um, okay oh yeah, of course.
36:28.10
Bill
Everybody knows Araldo if that guy didn’t pick up the chair and smash heraldo in the face where would heraldo’s career. Be.
36:34.42
Scott
But he didn’t start off as a shock daytime guy either. He started off as like a real journalist but he ended up very much the same way. Yeah, he pissed off somebody was like a Klansman or something that like threw a chair at him I Thought so.
36:41.15
Bill
Until.
36:47.50
Bill
Yeah, exactly yeah and then everybody just went nuts. It was like the first riot on tv and I don’t remember it being live but they still aired. It. So that’s why it was cool because usually shit like that anything controversial used to get pulled right away so it was crazy to see something like that. Riverway to heralda was was was was was was not I was just make a fun by stuttering remember when heralda was going to open the the vault whose vault was that was.
37:11.75
Scott
All there is what I pay attention I was trying to look something up here. Okay.
37:26.20
Scott
Um, it was Al Capone’s vault.
37:27.12
Bill
Ohones vault and they blasted open and they make such a special deal out of this thing and they blated open I think it was like primetimetvspecial is like we’re going to open l l capone’s vault blast a mother fuck her helping and it’s god damn empty.
37:35.89
Scott
It was.
37:44.52
Bill
Like it could be more beautiful. What.
37:44.77
Scott
Ah, ah, the simpsons did a great riff on that they had like her all though on and they were going to open up the glove box in Bonnie and Clyde’s car and it like nothing bit roadmaps. Ah.
37:55.00
Bill
Ah, hundred. That’s just so beautiful. So poetic. Yeah, her all no he is good I like to roll down I don’t know where he is now haven’t seen him forever.
37:59.78
Scott
Ah, yeah, he was good. Yeah now he’s on Fox News right yeah he’s Fox News now
38:12.21
Bill
How about Jenny Jones
38:14.54
Scott
Now Don’t know her.
38:16.73
Bill
I Bet you you do remember there was a person who appeared on her show and they were so embarrassed they killed somebody and maybe killed themselves like there was a suicide. There was a whole death thing. You think I’d come to this show prepared.
38:27.75
Scott
Yeah, but not on the show. It was after the show it was because of the show but it is not like somebody like killed somebody on the show they came on. They were so embarrassed they were kind of blindsided and then they had.
38:35.44
Bill
But it was because of the content of.
38:47.44
Scott
Ah, gets that flight continued after the show.
38:56.97
Bill
On March Sixth amador was a guest amador emadure im a dear what a nice name I guess that’s a last name emade year was a guest on the episode of the Jenny Jones show titled revealing same sex crush. Well you can guess where it goes he didn’t like the the reveal.
39:11.48
Scott
M.
39:15.91
Bill
During the segment emador was encouraged by jones to share his fantasies about schmitdtz after which schmitdz was brought on stage according to the Washington post the 2 men exchanged an awkward embrace before the host dropped her bombshell I guess saying hey he’s got a crush on you in response to emmaur’s disclosure Schmitz laughed then stated that he was definitely heterosexual. Okay, so schmidz then kills amador.
39:38.45
Scott
Damn.
39:42.72
Bill
Shot him twice in the chest. Yeah, so they embarrassed the heterosexual guy on on the Jenny Jones show and he went and killed the guy you don’t know that story.
39:51.62
Scott
Am I I do remember hearing that I remember Jenny Jones though in her show ended shortly after this yeah I figured no no networks going to stand by that.
39:59.59
Bill
Yeah, yeah, it was like you’re done. Yeah, that was interesting here’s one I don’t remember a ton about but it was big. Dr Laura I remember her being on Dr Laura Schlesinger you know that name Stern used to pick on her a lot. Yeah.
40:16.10
Scott
You She was she? yeah but why do I know that name I don’t think I watched it.
40:24.37
Bill
Now she was just a big mouth I don’t know if she was religious or if she was leaning liberal or conservative I ignored her.
40:29.54
Scott
Yeah I have no no recollection of that one? Oh yeah I remember Lisa.
40:35.20
Bill
Lisza Gibbons remember what show he she’ to be on no lisza gibbons was on entertainment tonight wasn’t she one of the correspondents with John Tesh at very art. Ah.
40:42.46
Scott
Um, Cosby.
40:47.00
Scott
Um, ah you’re right? You’re right.
40:51.98
Bill
Like hey she was so good on that. Let’s give her her own talk show I think she had a.
40:54.75
Scott
You got dropped that you guys dropped it s nightge the entertainment night theme in there. Some place Dan A.
41:04.48
Bill
ah ah yeah they tried to get her a show for a while I remember going ah don’t care just don’t care. You talked about a british person the Gordon Elliott show
41:10.34
Scott
He.
41:18.50
Scott
That’s who I was thinking of yes yes.
41:20.90
Bill
Who was that guy. He just got of cave and wet bri old golden eieots ill have a talk show mate and like he just started it lasted for like 10 minutes and had to show it up the air.
41:34.49
Scott
You just made him Australian Ah Im on the tall. A.
41:39.10
Bill
Ah, a I I.
41:43.20
Bill
Ah, what impression this we are unvolu how about Morey Povich He had a good long run didn’t he how should I know Connie.
41:46.99
Scott
Oh yeah, yeah, he married Connie Chung remember that.
41:58.86
Scott
Um.
41:59.74
Bill
That’s one of my favorite early Youtube clips ever.
42:04.33
Scott
Ah, ah that forgot about that. But yeah and Marie he he’s still been out here reveal and gender reveals up until recent times then he just recently passed away though I don’t I kind of.
42:07.76
Bill
That’s like 1 of the first bebs deadly but that it.
42:17.14
Bill
I Don’t know is he dead is Morey dead.
42:22.80
Scott
To think so but I might be mixing that up with Jerry but the recent news there I don’t think he’s still on the air.
42:24.57
Bill
Oh we’ve got to wait a minute. We got to find we can. We don’t try to post true news. But when it comes to but because the warri we got to go to Google.
42:39.39
Scott
Um, all right? Well we’re getting it right to the bottom of this.
42:53.10
Scott
I would just give you.
42:55.41
Bill
That’s it here. He is dead at 78 scratching his own ass meat to death I get I didn’t think you.
43:00.65
Scott
The I can’t either I Just kind of wanted to see give me a fucking. He’s still kicking. Okay, then I’m get cut all that out.
43:10.57
Bill
Now here it is 84 years old. He’s still alive Marie Pobis reflects on the life and career of Jerry sprager. So unless I let’s say dog of up to to do it I’m pretty sure he’s still alive.
43:20.68
Scott
That’s all I’m seeing what’s the suicide act. Ah. I tell you go Jerry.
43:30.81
Bill
Ah, Jerry we’re gonna make this deal with the devil together.
43:37.28
Scott
Ah, so Marri’s still not I don’t think he’s doing his show anymore. But up until recent time he’s still been telling people. You are not the father and then they run off the stage like a bunch of assholes up so good.
43:50.20
Bill
It’s great and when they’re unhappy. That’s my favorite when they’re like Nope it’s not me. It’s not me not the father that it’s like you are the father like oh shit.
43:53.26
Scott
Not me I remember there was a woman on there and that she was on the show like 12 times and she tried 12 different guys and none of them were the father I don’t know if we forgot the answer dirty ho.
44:05.16
Bill
Ah, ah God Damn it Oh no, that’s kind of sad. But what those fathers well man, they just you just see it their eyes. It just goes out the lights just go out like guess what you got to get a job down and be responsible.
44:21.13
Scott
Know not not for the air. But when when they were black. It was even better. Yeah, it goes without saying but God Damn like yeah.
44:23.20
Bill
No, are they always I thought they were.
44:34.23
Bill
Ah, so I gotta be careful with that. She it ma a fuck. Ah she speaking of negroes the Marsha Warfield show ah
44:40.17
Scott
Ah.
44:43.30
Scott
Are. Um, oh let’s try that segue again.
44:53.32
Bill
Ah.
44:56.72
Bill
Um, speaking of rare ones here’s one that I remember that all right the Marsha Warfield show do you know who that is yes yes, oh my god.
45:05.51
Scott
Ah, can I take a guess this was the woman that played the bailiff on night court yes yes, yes yes briefly yeah.
45:13.77
Bill
You remember she had a talk show I don’t remember watching it I Just remember the give it or what it I remember going I remember going why the fuck did they give the balet from nightquarter her own talk show.
45:26.25
Scott
Ah, raz.
45:29.64
Bill
Oh I got next number 10 and this list is in no order. This is just how I remembered it my favorite Morton Downey Junior Morton Downey
45:39.26
Scott
Um, yeah I didn’t know I didn’t know who he was a lot of these I only know because I remember seeing like the advertisement for this show but I never actually watched their show. You know.
45:48.39
Bill
Well as we’ve established in past episodes is Robert Downey Junior’s father
45:55.20
Scott
Morton Each Ah god.
45:58.11
Bill
Ah, and he was one of the first to sort of he was Howard Stern on Tv and he would get on Tv and he would just argue with people and he would just call people a whore and you’re a slotten he would just be like really mean and it was trash Tv for sure and you know he would just egg the guess on and. Whack packers would come onto the show and sit in the audience and then eventually get on air and it was really that same New York style trash Tv that Howard Stern became
46:28.58
Scott
So I remember he was a big thing on Fox I think we established that before Fox Network hired him was he the first guy to actually come on and kind of start. Ah the daytime trash show is this when he came on or was.
46:32.00
Bill
Yeah.
46:44.34
Scott
There are already someone out there that Fox hired him to kind of compete against.
46:48.82
Bill
In this case, this might be now that I’m thinking it this might have actually not been a daytime show this might have actually been a nighttime show so instead of watching you know either Jay Leno or it wasn’t even Jay Leno it was Carson or that’s it I think it was one of those things that you could watch.
47:08.35
Scott
Oh this was like a late night like a late late show. This wasn’t like sit this wasn’t like prime time this was after the news. Ok all right.
47:08.56
Bill
As an alternative to that because you got to remember back then I’m I’m so I’m starting to think so now yeah as we’re talking about it I don’t know right in tell me if I’m wrong if you remember Morton Downey Junior differently than I do. I remember he had a naughty mouth was very naughty I I don’t know how he didn’t get canceled I still think we ought to try to start a campaign to cancel Morton Downey Junior been dead for 102030 years but cancel.
47:36.70
Scott
Even though he’s dead all I p.
47:46.79
Bill
And D J Montel Williams you remember him he was cool I used to watch his show. He didn’t really get trashy and he was pretty bright like he could have good conversations with people.
47:52.20
Scott
Um, remember monto no no his guests were not as off the wall.
48:06.68
Bill
Makes me think now I didn’t put Dr Phil on the list I thought a doctor phil too much is like a doctor is like a judge is not a talk show person. But maybe Dr Phil is kind of like we’re Montel I said Montel Jordan um
48:19.51
Scott
Um, ah this is how we do with it. It.
48:28.39
Bill
Monto Williams didn’t Montel Williams kind of become eventually that other guy Dr. Phil
48:33.77
Scott
No vice versa I think Dr Phil became but Dr Phil picked up where Montel Williams left off Montels yeah Montel was definitely first then he stopped doing his show I think he had a health scare now he’s doing like catheter commercials on daytime a RP and
48:39.85
Bill
Oh do I have it backwards.
48:53.22
Scott
You know, um mortgage commercials.
48:55.98
Bill
Yeah I could have sworn that um Montel Drew but if Montel Williams this is how we do was somebody that Oprah found but maybe maybe that’s just a false memory. Dr. Phil definitely was now.
49:05.80
Scott
No Dr Phil is who Oprah found? yeah yeah I mean there may be a backstory but Oprah and Montel I don’t know about but I don’t believe so I think they kind of competed against each other for a while.
49:20.56
Bill
Oh did they? Oh it’s probably a celebrity death match on Youtube somewhere if you want to.
49:23.66
Scott
I I don’t know. That could be that could be.
49:32.93
Bill
Meredith Viera
49:33.38
Scott
I Only know her because then she did the view but I know her more from the view than I do from her talk show.
49:35.87
Bill
Right? Sally Jesse Rafael right she was one of them too that was out at the same time as Richard Bay and Jenny Jones and she.
49:44.32
Scott
Can’t forget the red glasses.
49:49.59
Scott
Um, Phil Donahue I figured he was.
49:53.00
Bill
Phil Donny who was next to my list. Yeah, he retired before all of them. He was one of the first ones to kind of go this is getting a little trashy and like maybe not my scene I think because he didn’t he never got that down and dirty like it started to get a lot trashier and go off the rails.
50:01.57
Scott
Um, yeah.
50:08.47
Scott
Big time big time.
50:10.40
Bill
After Phil left.
50:14.36
Bill
See what I Phil has all that weight on his shoulders now he’s like I quit just wanted to retire did enough in showbiz and I took the entire what modesty of culture with me.
50:36.49
Bill
Took the entire ethics of Modesty ethics and Modesty with me I took the entire I took all of ethics with me. No I’m saying it. It’s a quote for me.
50:45.31
Scott
Um, is this a quote from him. Oh okay.
50:53.72
Bill
White so eloquent here’s Steve Harvey yeah I remember Steve Harvey at a talk show I didn’t watch it. Did you watch a talk show.
50:55.26
Scott
Ah.
50:59.98
Scott
Yeah I like him better as a game show host than I did a talk show. No but I don’t think anything could beat him as a game show host.
51:12.40
Bill
The only thing I know about him is he had a ultimatum written to where if you worked on his show. You weren’t on the make eye contact tacked with him I like that I like that I like that as a real dick power Boo I like that.
51:19.84
Scott
I Heard that.
51:28.60
Scott
That’s is a real dick move. Oh yeah, Wendy I hated Wendy Williams I was not a fan of Wendy Williams I didn’t like the the holler and back that the audience did I didn’t like.
51:30.18
Bill
The Wendy Williams show oh really
51:44.91
Scott
The whole how you doing thing I didn’t care for anything when you Williams did and when you Williams came on fox 29 here locally right after their morning show. So there’s times I’d like be home from work and it would just roll into Wendy Williams I’d be like oh my. I can’t find the remote control fast enough.
52:04.86
Bill
Yeah I didn’t know much about her. The trash tv had sort of cleaned up a bit by the time she got there I don’t know what she was I don’t know if she was trash Tv I don’t know but the.
52:14.28
Scott
Not so much I mean I think the thing that I think that people that were’re still keeping the trash Tv thing going were definitely maury and I don’t think and springer was still going. You’re right? but I don’t think when you Williams fell in their category.
52:26.19
Bill
Springer.
52:34.93
Bill
Well here’s the big one. The Oprah Winfrey show which I can tell you I never saw us not even 1 single episode of the Oprah Winfrey show the get. Ah.
52:46.11
Scott
You know all I can hear in my head right now right? Oprah Winfrey Negro woman from the south. Oh my god um I watched Oprah I’ve I’ve had um.
52:54.26
Bill
Ah, the good old days God Do it.
53:03.48
Scott
Girlfriends in the past whose mothers were obsessed with Oprah four o’clock every day Oprah be coming on so I watched a lot of Oprah the Oprah was like the hallmark of daytime tv it wasn’t trashy. It was you know feel good sappy lean too hard. The other way I think.
53:20.74
Bill
Was it too hard I mean as somebody who’s never seen it. She never struck me as anybody be annoyed by I know as a Howard Stern fan growing up. You know she was a every name in the book but she always seemed like an okay person to me.
53:38.18
Scott
I Just feel that there was a couple fabricated not fabricated stories but they would really push hard ah to get the sapiness into like milky emotions and I don’t know it was.
53:52.41
Scott
Talking to someone like you who I know is a big fan of Hallmark Television Oprah was like that kind of hallmark television I know you are you talk about him all the time you defend them every time I I talk shit on hallmark or lifetime it was more of a lifetime.
53:58.68
Bill
Yeah, big fan. Huge fan. Huge fan of turning it off.
54:12.29
Scott
Television that was Oprah.
54:14.72
Bill
Yeah, wasn’t my style I wanted Richard Bay and Jenny Jones and I wanted topics that would cause people to go kill themselves.
54:23.14
Scott
You would not have been a fan of Oprah she gave way lot of free cars though.
54:35.33
Bill
Where’d she get the free cars from like that’s another thing. Everybody’s like Oprah she’s so big and powerful like she’s a god goddess. She’s a queen I’m like how she’s just she had a daytime talk show for a minute there and even today people. Think she’s amazing and she’s been off the air for what 20 years
54:51.18
Scott
Yeah, her show ran a long time though.
54:56.53
Bill
Incredible power. Got to try to become friends with Oprah.
55:03.84
Scott
Good luck with that. She’s friends with Harry and Megan can use that connection I see is that what you would doing out in l a.
55:09.46
Bill
Well, that’s how I’ll get in yeah, make friends with the friends you work your way up. That’s what I was doing with you still working my way up trying to get to the big prize.
55:24.67
Scott
Yeah, you barking up the wrong tree buddy.
55:30.15
Bill
Ah, it’s your brother been trying to work myself into his favor for years here’s one Ricky Lake Ricky Lake
55:42.43
Scott
Um, yeah from China beach.
55:47.11
Scott
Why? yeah she was an actress on China Beach wasn’t she she was an actress I am almost positive dude.
55:54.12
Bill
Ricky Lake was she on China beach see I remember from the John Waters movie she was in crybaby or a hairspray rather.
56:07.96
Scott
Hairspray right? I remember Ricky Wake I’m fat I’m skinny I’m fat I’m skinny I can’t think of.
56:18.87
Bill
I remember there’s a ah, very beautiful woman on China Beach but I don’t think that’s it’s Dana Delaney’s on child. Ah China beach Dana Delaney
56:43.41
Bill
Somehow you have mixed up Dana Delaney with Ricky Lake you better, keep scrolling you better of what the page doing my end. It’s not that long. Your thumbs are really moving there.
56:45.84
Scott
Oh home sister still scrolling.
57:01.13
Bill
I don’t think you’re going to find it all that I have Tv page.
57:03.96
Scott
Um God Damn it.
57:06.49
Bill
Yeah, wow, that’s one of those things that you’ve always thought was true and you just found out today. It’s not Ricky Lake was not on China beach.
57:13.36
Scott
It really was.
57:21.21
Scott
Im managing all this out.
57:28.99
Scott
Yeah I remember Ricky Lake I guess I don’t remember her whole Filmography but I remember Ricky Lake and yeah I hope that I watched her show China beach here. It is 62 episodes 1988 to 1991 Boom China beach
57:49.10
Bill
You’re kidding. Did you really find it.
57:55.84
Bill
I I was just about to make you eat it? no no I’m still looking on her page I don’t see it I’m tired to thinking this much about fucking Ricky Lake but I’m going to take your ah ear.
57:59.72
Scott
Nope.
58:09.10
Scott
Um, she like the segments lasting longer than her talk show. It was right after cry baby she did cry baby in 1990 actually was right around cry baby because China Beach was 1988 to 9091
58:13.17
Bill
Yeah.
58:25.16
Scott
She was in 13 episodes as Holly Pellegrino
58:30.10
Bill
Right? Well I stand corrected you are definitely the man today on this episode for remembering Ricky lakes appearance on China beach that’s that’s our new measure of the man when you can when you can remember something that.
58:39.46
Scott
Um, oh that makes me the man I.
58:48.10
Scott
Holy shit.
58:49.26
Bill
Obscure you get the I’m gonna create a sound effect everything for it. You win the geek award damn Phil donnyuee got that on there I’m on number 19 here Danny Bona dochi
58:56.33
Scott
Fantastic.
59:05.42
Scott
Yeah, from the partridges.
59:07.54
Bill
He but du she he was a big deal and yup he was a big deal in Philly because he came around to be 1 of the the deejays in Philadelphia when shit was going really south for before he discovered VH one VH one probably opened them up to everybody you know, whole new audience who just was like oh isn’t it dick cute to see him growing up.
59:15.60
Scott
Um, that’s right I forgot about that. Yeah.
59:26.61
Bill
But when he was just doing that deejay shit he was struggling eagle one o six in Philadelphia I remember who knows I moved the help by then.
59:26.77
Scott
I forgot about that. What was what was his station was he mgk one ah 6 that whole station went under.
59:42.90
Bill
Yeah I moved over to 94 ysp because of the Howard Stern thing
59:46.84
Scott
Ninety Four y s P and then there was ah m g k was classic rock.
59:50.52
Bill
But Danny Bonaducci was trying to be like a Howard Stern he had to sort of keep an audience against Howard Stern Danny Bonaducci so they eventually gave him a talk show and that didn’t work.
59:54.59
Scott
Yeah, yeah. The tragedy of a child actor.
01:00:07.29
Bill
I just remembered another one so viveka a Fox is the last one on my list. Do you remember they tried to give her a talk show for some reason they were like this actress is gonna be great as a talk show host. They did it with Drew Barry Moore so ah ah
01:00:15.48
Scott
Um I don’t remember that at all. Yeah, very much of the same lines I guess.
01:00:23.41
Bill
Yeah, maybe it would have worked so she’s not even really trash tv so maybe she should have even been on this list but it just reminded me that there’s another one I forgot tempest blood. So from the Cosby show remember that? Ah ah, ah.
01:00:35.97
Scott
That’s who that’s who I was thinking when I guess Cosby and you were like no irrit with that. You big dummy um, tempest bled so had her own show. That’s right.
01:00:43.11
Bill
Ah. Wow Who thought who’s thinking a tempest bled So You know what we need it. We need somebody to host a show who tempest Bled. So.
01:00:57.65
Scott
Oh man.
01:01:01.60
Bill
Sadly, now I’m remembering Tony Dan’s ahead a show I’m sure there’s a few others I’m missing I’m gonna go through the list that I I told everyone I was had had I’m gonna go through the list that I told everyone I had open here so we can name the ones that I forgot. Go all the way back from I may not have anymore.
01:01:26.33
Bill
Anything looking for China Beach I lost it.
01:02:04.56
Scott
You didn’t mention Steve Wilcos how he got his own show. So I’m sure that was coming.
01:02:11.26
Bill
Think I forgot. Well I said earlier on I was going to go through this list of things that I forgot and like already the back of my head Steve Wilco that I had said earlier I completely forgot to write down so this isn’t my strongest area am I might have come out sounding really strong. I’m not really strong Steve Wilcos I forgotten as I go down this list there really aren’t anything anybody here that lane brady. Yeah, nothing.
01:02:43.83
Scott
Definitely not daytimetrashtv though he went more of the Oprah route with the clean side of things.
01:02:49.30
Bill
And a lot of these I don’t even know who they are Katie Currick I don’t remember her having a daytime show faith daniels. She had 1 sure yeah, remind us who she is.
01:02:59.35
Scott
Um, but you know Kate you who Katie Courrick is though right? Ok you sound like you sound like as sure that so Mr Kerick’s daughter.
01:03:09.76
Bill
Um.
01:03:15.16
Scott
It didn’t sound convincing though.
01:03:15.79
Bill
Ah, yeah.
01:03:23.53
Bill
It’s ah Morton Downey Junior’s wife
01:03:26.49
Scott
Um, that’s right.
01:03:27.48
Bill
No I think we did pretty good I’m already tired of talking about talk shows if if I’m going to be honest.
01:03:32.98
Scott
Yeah, the daytime tv this this got a lot more airtime than I I didn’t even know we were talking about this today. So this was a surprise show for me bill.
01:03:41.90
Bill
Yeah, it was a surprise show for me too I was I just figured it out as we hit record. Well that was it everybody the amazing trash Tv Daytime show game of the universe.
01:03:55.10
Scott
I have to say the greatest of all the king of the heap are I P Jerry Springer
01:04:05.90
Bill
I’ll give him a good sound effect good send off. All right? How about we get into the news I say it very sultry like that the news because I went Hollywood to hear this podcast one day and say how did we not hire this guy for voiceovers.
01:04:22.82
Scott
Wow. Did you hear that news went on for.
01:04:28.50
Bill
To hear the way that guy said the news. He’s the next in a world guy. We got to get him. It’s a dangerous world.
01:04:35.40
Scott
Oh man.
01:04:47.63
Scott
Did you not for a news segment but you see that the thing I sent you that was the west of the Wes Anderson star wars now
01:04:55.58
Bill
Yeah, and we could talk about that. That’s funny. Yeah I’d like to have yeah wow. Ah wow. So from yahoo.com did you see that they’re making a twisted metal. Tv show. Yeah, were you a fan of those.
01:05:11.39
Scott
Based off the twisted metal video game really I played 1 and 2 quite a bit at college but I wasn’t a big playstation guy that was a big playstation title. But I played him they were fun.
01:05:28.19
Bill
Sony is turning playstation games into Tv and movie adaptations with twisted metal set the release on peacock in late July the first trailer features Anthony Mackey as an abnesic I guess if you have amnesia your abnesia amnesia.
01:05:40.99
Scott
Um, amnesia yeah and you’re an amnesia.
01:05:43.65
Bill
Hearing him? Oh oh, an amnesia mailman. No and I can know Jesus Christ now I’m throwing off this I’m just gonna go back and edit so didn’t so I yeah yeah so I’m fucking smart now I don’t know if I should keep the edit not edit out an now’s see I’m already thinking about postproduction. Not.
01:05:49.76
Scott
Okay.
01:05:59.89
Scott
We’ll edit we’ll edit it out. We’ll edit it out just just say a Anthony Macy
01:06:02.57
Bill
I’ll start over. Anthony Mackey
01:06:10.33
Scott
Um, perfect well fix it post.
01:06:16.80
Bill
Ah I’ll do it over Sony is turning playstation games into Tv and movie adaptations with twisted metal set to release on pay peacock in late July the first trailer features Anthony Mackey as an amnegi a.
01:06:31.49
Scott
Um.
01:06:36.62
Scott
Ah, oh like yeah well the beginning was better. The first time just picking up an Anthony Maie
01:06:39.88
Bill
Ah, ah, ah, ah, the first trailer features Anthony Macney has an amnesiac Milkman I said it right that time.
01:06:49.83
Scott
Um.
01:06:51.25
Scott
Is it Iffy magney.
01:07:00.46
Bill
Ah, ah, the first trailer features the negro from mad from marvel forgetting his fucking memory.
01:07:03.60
Scott
Ah, yeah, yeah, go.
01:07:11.33
Scott
Did Amy just get home. They hear dogs in the background I thought so okay.
01:07:14.92
Bill
Ah I think you go the the first trailer features Anthony Mackey as any digmate the first. The first trailer features Anthony Maki as an amnesiac milkman named it John doe.
01:07:25.34
Scott
Um, got there.
01:07:32.97
Bill
Who must deliver a mysterious package through a post-apocalyptic world. The show will also start Stephanie Beatricz Nev Campbell Thomas Hayden church samoa Joe ah
01:07:42.85
Scott
No Snas was.
01:07:51.41
Scott
Um, who wrote this Mark Twain
01:08:04.60
Scott
Ah.
01:08:04.67
Bill
I gotta look up and see if there’s a kind who some poet would show. Ah.
01:08:11.93
Scott
Um, oh shit. Ah.
01:08:13.50
Bill
So yeah.
01:08:21.80
Bill
It’s an american wrestler so he’s a real person named samo and Joe at Willard debt will our that Tos Hade Che and Samoa Joe twisted metal was a popular car combat series I began and 1995 on playstation 1
01:08:24.36
Scott
Um, ok, ok then.
01:08:37.58
Bill
Franchise has been dormant since a twenty twelve reboot and it remains unclear whether a new game is in development. Well if the moa Joe is at it I mean it is going to take this thing to a brand new universe some moa Joe oh I’d lay my ass off with some over Joe.
01:08:55.20
Scott
Um I have I have nothing to add to this? Um I’ll say this I’d rather see a twisted metal cartoon than like a crash Bandicoo cartoon.
01:09:08.89
Scott
But I’m sure that’s coming if it’s not already out.
01:09:10.13
Bill
Yeah, just the stupidest name I’ve ever heard I just I think about that all the time as these guys are like coming up in the music business now and this guy comes up at the wrestling business samoa Joe it’s like you gave it so little thought that it’s hysterical.
01:09:25.84
Scott
Um, yeah, um.
01:09:27.79
Bill
Like the the least amount of times what you put into your arts name your artistic representation and it’s so funny to be just how like call me little Bowwow like the fuck little bow. Wow that’s what you want to be called little Bowwow. Okay.
01:09:44.61
Scott
Um, I yeah he got that name. He little bowow he snooped now close his his uncle Snoop dog.
01:09:45.41
Bill
Don’t air any of this but it’s funny ship I do it’s a tear. Ah how who little bowow is dad’s David Bowow oh my god which I do just read this ago or.
01:10:04.50
Bill
The whole thing and read it over. Ah oh yeah, all right? The show will also star Stephanie Beatrics whoever that is I don’t know Nev Campbell Thomas Hayden
01:10:05.47
Scott
Let’s just let’s just pick it up from amnesiac.
01:10:15.85
Scott
Um, she was on ah she was on that. Ah Brooklyn nine nine I watch a couple of them.
01:10:19.98
Bill
Oh I don’t watch that show is that good. Oh it’s a ringing endorsement. No.
01:10:28.78
Scott
Ah, okay I hate me to I need to cut you off.
01:10:31.10
Bill
So Stephanie Beecher is Nev Campbell Thomas Hayden church samoa Joe but.
01:10:39.70
Scott
Um.
01:10:48.75
Scott
Ah, oh shit. Ah I got to grab a tissue I grab a tissue.
01:10:52.13
Bill
Ah, ah, can’t get pass this guys do it’s the laziest name I’ve ever heard. Ah, all I go I’ll get him piled I’ll get a power through I’m gonna power through.
01:11:10.20
Scott
Um.
01:11:14.89
Scott
It reminds me of a family guy where Peter was huck fin he’s like thank you very much n word Jim.
01:11:25.55
Bill
Ah, ah, I’m sorry we’ve done take after take of be tried to say samoa Joe and I just laugh every time it is the laziest nave ever? Oh it’s so good call Pennsylvania Bill had a done any that. The show will also start of a Thomas Satan church samoa Joe and will a net whos will arnet.
01:11:49.14
Scott
It could be good will Ornet does Batman he’s animated Batman like Lego Batman yeah I know him most from arrested development.
01:11:57.16
Bill
That’s right is yeah he can be funny twist. Twisted metal was a popular car combat series I began in 1995 on the playstation. One. The franchise has been Dormant. Oh I read all that. So scrap it? well. Yeah I don’t know wait did I read all that I did read all that all right good luck at iting I fucking thing.
01:12:14.48
Scott
Could be fun. You read all that.
01:12:25.25
Scott
Um, um, if hour you want this by when tomorrow. Ah, ah, no, no, no no I I’ll have fun with this.
01:12:26.26
Bill
You order to just read it again will start over so here I’ll start now that so my my gag here is I’ll start going through movie items and you just be god but who gives a shit like we’ll just kind of run through lists because I don’t really have a whole. All right here’s the the next one Zachary Levi to replace Mel Gibson in chicken run sequel here. That’s gone the chicken run sequel. This is some news. Ah who cares about chicken run.
01:12:50.42
Scott
Who gives a shit who gives a fuck who get chicken run was fun fine for its time who’s asking for another chicken run.
01:13:00.89
Bill
You want another gladiator.
01:13:06.56
Scott
Um, do I want another gladiator who’s in it like anything Pedro Pascal is in that guy is gold lately.
01:13:10.93
Bill
Pedro Pascal um Pedro Pescallin talks for gladiator sequel the in-demand actor who has been doing the press arounds on the newest season of the manddaloran and Hbo series the last of us is now in talks to join. Paramount’s a gladiator sequel according to the hollywood reporter. I don’t know I don’t need it but you know it’s a big enough world that you could do something in it and have it not fuck up the first movie. Sure.
01:13:38.26
Scott
Yeah I was going to ask is he playing the same character as Russell Crow as his complete reboot him he got killed right.
01:13:44.90
Bill
Well, it says here pascal would join paul mescal pascal and mascal finkl and ehorn pascal would join Paul Mescal who will lead the movie Connie Nielsson has set the return as luciia lucilla I don’t remember all the names.
01:13:53.24
Scott
Um, I know its finko.
01:14:01.75
Scott
E.
01:14:03.42
Bill
The sister of commodus commoto 64 commodore
01:14:10.30
Scott
Um, all right I I don’t know maybe what else you got.
01:14:13.20
Bill
Yeah I’ve going through it as previous reported Denzil Washington Joseph Quinn and Barry Kaoan Kawa isn’t that the guy that plays the joker now yeah are set are also set for the movie but not.
01:14:24.30
Scott
Um, yes, yeah.
01:14:30.56
Bill
Yeah Dodge I joke no here he goes again that star wars knowledge impressive very very impressive
01:14:32.62
Scott
Um, he’s also big in the Star Wars Universe as Cal kestis.
01:14:40.10
Scott
Video games this time.
01:14:46.76
Bill
Well, he seems to be into a gladiator sequel but will Scott be into sylvester stallone sets cliffhanger reboot with angel has fallen director. So this guy still out there saying I’m not done with my properties. Let’s make a cliffhanger reboot. Give a shit.
01:15:05.88
Scott
Um, only if John Ligow comes back as the bad guy somehow.
01:15:09.29
Bill
Yeah, this is another one. It’s like we talked about roadhouse the other day. It’s a great 80 s movie or early 90 s or whenever these came out leave them there. They were right for the time is that really who gives a shit now somebody’s hanging off a building or hanging off a cliff. You’ve seen it.
01:15:25.49
Scott
Um, right.
01:15:26.14
Bill
You’ve seen it a gazillion times since the first time you saw it on cliffhanger.
01:15:37.99
Bill
Melinda Dillon actress in close encounters of a third kind in a Christmas story the mama raphe dies at 83
01:15:42.29
Scott
Really I always enjoyed her. She played a great role as Ralphie’s mom
01:15:49.55
Bill
That’s really old dudes I just found that on the sidebar of the blog inside to read it. It’s from February. Yeah, but I didn’t know that she died.
01:15:56.19
Scott
We’re really upward. Are you you? ah hey if you haven’t heard it. It’s news to you.
01:16:01.65
Bill
Ah, that’s right, the hollywood the hollywood reporter says box office milestone super mario brothers hits 1000000000 globally so this thing is killing it. Did you think this thing would do that. Well.
01:16:14.80
Scott
All I can say is 60 of those dollars are mine and I won at least 30 of it back.
01:16:25.40
Bill
Um, why do you think everybody likes it so much.
01:16:26.76
Scott
Um, what competition is it have in the box office right now.
01:16:31.83
Bill
Well isn’t it’s up against the new evil dead right? So I guess that’s 1 thing you got kids verse you know adults. So that’s all it is. There’s no kid stuff in. Yeah.
01:16:37.53
Scott
Yet I was just going to say you’re not pulling from the same demographic here. But yeah, the evil dead I has to be my kids love it and my my kids love it. Their friends keep talking about it. They keep singing this goddamn peaches song the Jack Black sings as bowser. They think it’s the funniest thing it’s become a fucking meme.
01:17:00.82
Bill
Well the John Wick four is out and somehow I don’t know how this oh you’re one of them good parents and somehow and I don’t understand this George Foreman’s movie big George Foreman the miraculous story of the once and future heavyweight champion of the world.
01:17:05.53
Scott
Think of but taking my kids to see John Wick for
01:17:20.77
Bill
Not successful, not successful at all, not doing Well it’s not about grills and it has no donkey kongs so it’s just suffering.
01:17:21.56
Scott
Is the is it about grills.
01:17:31.33
Scott
Um, this isn’t the biopic of the George forming Grill this is actually the boxer.
01:17:36.49
Bill
Yeah, talk about a talk about a movie. Nobody gives a wants to see the the movie about George Foreman if it’s about the grill. It’s more interesting.
01:17:43.43
Scott
Yeah.
01:17:54.90
Scott
It’s just it’s just a fucking infomer show and imax if 3 d glasses you can see the fat drip off the edge.
01:17:59.28
Bill
Ah, ah.
01:18:06.51
Bill
Watch as we roast a chicken right here.
01:18:06.72
Scott
Ah, no, no, not a foreman that would be a rompo appeal. We ought to do a fucking show about ah those sales shows like the Saturday afternoon sales shows I could talk fucking.
01:18:22.14
Bill
Took good. Oh you like oh I like this all right we will make it so as I play Mr. Pope on on on a weird out right now but then on and and and and and and mistable appeal.
01:18:24.92
Scott
Days about Rom Poop you long before that slap Chop bitch.
01:18:34.20